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Saturday, January 13th, 2007]

My manager asked me to post something on a wall which does not like sticky products. It likes to shove them off. Later he remakred that it fell down, I wanted to punch him.
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Extra body parts! [11:24pm
Thursday, September 7th, 2006]

I found out I have an extra rib! I also have an extra sshole! I'm cloning myself! Whee!

Do you guys have extra body parts?
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Wednesday, September 29th, 2004]

[ mood | amused ]

hey hey, i just joined beacuase you all make me giggle like a school girl...

has anyone ever pondered if an animal can fall in love with a human? i think the llamas at the zoo really do like me...but if i had to choose i'd harvest my pineapples in june.

if i could be a vegathuble i'd be a red un, like them maters. dem dam car-rots always get in mi dam whay. whud vegathuble would yous be?

i'm not funny i know but i am cuddly like a pillow so love me i beg.

and word to the wise, salt is not to be snorted. it burns and does not make you feel good despite the things people say.

live life like pixiesticks and sunshine.
so lets keep it that way.

does anyone else find hampsterdance amusing? please tell me if you do.

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Wednesday, September 15th, 2004]

[ mood | accomplished ]

I alphabetized my DVDs today.

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Just Missed the Posts in This Community [4:12pm
Thursday, August 19th, 2004]

[ mood | random ]



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Friday, August 6th, 2004]


Friday, May 14th, 2004]

[ mood | amused ]

yes I take jellybeans in my blueberry tea

where are you gawking at? make yourself transient

so after I french-kissed the toad, he turned into a yak, now what?

what I say and what I mean rarely if ever coincide-cherry pie

y'know how much I love you boy? damn I love you so much I'd live for you

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Damn... [9:56pm
Wednesday, March 31st, 2004]

[ mood | amused ]

Time really flies when you're masturbating.

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Monday, March 22nd, 2004]

[ mood | aggravated ]

i have a goddamn cold sore. its big and ugly and it sucks.

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End of time... [2:59am
Saturday, March 20th, 2004]

Went to IHOP last weekend-

Woman asks why I am wearing a dog collar and leash on my neck. I tell her its my dead dogs. She wants to talk to me, I tell her I'm going to pee my pants if she doesn't let me go. She comes over to my table later and rants for twenty minutes about how her boyfriend broke up with her, and how she'd switch places if she could.

Went to Denny's today:

Man comes over and tells us that Jesus wants us to change our lives drastically the way we think and feel so on and so on. Thank God logan was wearing some christian youth group shirt and told him we had our own beliefs, jeebus, what the hell is up with people?
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Friday, March 19th, 2004]

[ mood | chipper ]

hi i'm new. OHHH guess what i ate pasta today!

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Friday, March 12th, 2004]

My goddamn tooth still hurts.
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Tuesday, February 24th, 2004]

My fucking tooth hurts.
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Friday, February 13th, 2004]


Click the above logo for an alternative comic I draw. It's pretty minimalist/postmodernist, and very sick and twisted. The humor is very subtle and dry, often working on multiple levels. There's currently 340 strips. Hope you enjoy!

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Wednesday, January 7th, 2004]
I hate to nag, but please people, i'll literally take what I can get at this point, no fucking around. We need the money to be out of here by FRIDAY night now. We have alot of stuff you probably will want for WAY LOW prices. Maybe even cheaper than goodwill. We have 3 COMPUTER DESKS, 1 COMPUTER CHAIR (leather, no arm rests), 3 LAMPS (standalone, between 5-6 feet high), 1 CAR STEREO, 1 FUTON, etc etc. Please look, as we have cut prices more than half off. For example, the futon was first at $150, now its at $50. Only thing is we can't deliver. Please PLEASE please do not ask us, we simply can't. We can de-assemble furniture, but that's all we can do. The move out date is now looking like friday instead of saturday. So if you help up, we'll help you, we mean that.

AOL Screennames
Joe: enziarro
Georgette: get my disease
Cathy: i think im hxc

Call ANYTIME as we're not working and we are nightcrawlers, heh.

Thanks. We love you.
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Thursday, December 25th, 2003]

How in the hell am I suposed to think with all tis damn racket?
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My poor ankles... [10:43pm
Tuesday, December 23rd, 2003]

I was looking through some old photos, I never had ankles. I've always had cankles.
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Maloney is God. [7:58pm
Wednesday, December 10th, 2003]

KatyGod is no more. She has been demoted sadly due to her position of not wanting to be God, so instead we have promoted someone else among your ranks.

His name is among those whispered by the brothel girls in the dark corners of the BMCHS girls locker room. He raises his hands and defies the laws of hitler staging sports games where balls end up flying at teacher's head and still he manages to escape unscathed. He sometimes where's a green jacket which proclaims psychotic king of all that which we call Bishop Moore.

He knows more than most human beings ever and he isn't to tell you that. He scored perfectly on the SAT. Her is a god unnamed yet, he will name himself and reveal it to us.
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Go outside now! [10:01pm
Monday, December 8th, 2003]

Go out and buy Lil' Kim's CD so that she doesn't have to do Old Navy commercials because she's po'!!!
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Jack T. Chick sees the TRUTH!!! [9:23pm
Sunday, December 7th, 2003]

[ mood | amused ]

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